I have talked to multiform with no satisfaction.
My incident is thus: Last week we inadvertantly nailed my feet to the building with, what we thought, was the peculiarity spike gun. After using in circles for aboout an hour, we became drunken as well as rammed my conduct in to the doorframe. Thanks to the Para- Medics, we was discovered from what could have been the most some-more critical fate.
Anyway, all of the attorneys we have talked to contend we can’t sue myself for negligence. Why not? we have the lot of money. Why can’t we get some?
to bad you didnt nail your head
I’m a firm believer in making the punishment fit the crime, so rather than sue the negligent party, you should do the same to him — nail his foot to the floor.
That’ll serve the bastard!
Now I f*cking know why you couldn’t nail me last night. You were too busy nailing yourself.
You weren’t wearing steel-toed safety boots, silly